Jack of All Trades?
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The topic of JOB/CAREER is unavoidable, in every yumcha session with friends. Most of us had joined the onslaught of noobies fresh graduates, that takes the market by storm every year.
Discussing over Tiger beer (beer here sarks btw), the subject of reaping MAXimum benefit from each other's profession came up. Tsk tsk...how China Man.
So, a list of the Most Useful People To Have Around is warranted, to make your increasingly difficult life (trust me, it is only going to get harder) a lil' easier to live.
10. Travel Agent
Cheap travel deals...if it's your friend they won't cheat you (Disclaimer: No Guarantees!). On business trips, with a some advice, you can combine business andpleasure leisure.
9. IT Geek
When the computer starts smoking, this is the 911 number to call. It will save you ambulance and medical fees to the Machine Hospital. Also prevents you from giving extra profit to Low Yat traders. This is especially true for people like me, who would be very likely to ask the "where can I find the ANY key?" question.
8. Mechanic
For majority of the male species, this is the Plastic Surgeon of their "wife/girlfriend/baby/car". For majority of the female species, this friend is better than AAM (the tow-truck company).
7. Construction Expert
Mr. Home Improvement (comes with a costume too) coming to the Rescue!!! Prevents collapsing houses, cracking cement, peeling walls, leaking roofs, bursting pipes, termites invasion and cheating renovators. Most importantly your house won't look like a house painted with Paint X in a Nippon Paints' advert.
6. Real Estate Agent
Property on sale, anyone?
This week is Rent-an-Apartment week.
5. Insurance Agent
You: "I need to claim my insurance money. I just totalled my car."
Friend: "No no no...if you say that, you will never get any money. I'll teach you how..."
Good people...they will teach you how to Cheat Their Own Boss.
4. Accountant
Not a likable lot to most people. However, as the saying goes, The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend. And here the common enemy is the Government. Tax Evasion, keep the $$$ you earn in your own pockets.
3. Investment Banker
Also known as "The Free Lunch Man" (or woman, depending). A few tips, an increase in your bank account, and you buy this person lunch.
2. Lawyer
In this case (no pun intended), the tongue IS mightier than the sword.
1. Doctor
When having various symptoms of pain, headache, nose bleed, ulcers, gastric, water retention, lack of appetite, weight gain/lost, late periods, constipation, erectile dysfunction, etc., feel free to call the toll-free number to obtain advice and home remedies.
Based on what you have searched up on the Net, this person will most probably try to convince you that you DO NOT have CANCER.
Discussing over Tiger beer (beer here sarks btw), the subject of reaping MAXimum benefit from each other's profession came up. Tsk tsk...how China Man.
So, a list of the Most Useful People To Have Around is warranted, to make your increasingly difficult life (trust me, it is only going to get harder) a lil' easier to live.
10. Travel Agent
Cheap travel deals...if it's your friend they won't cheat you (Disclaimer: No Guarantees!). On business trips, with a some advice, you can combine business and
9. IT Geek
When the computer starts smoking, this is the 911 number to call. It will save you ambulance and medical fees to the Machine Hospital. Also prevents you from giving extra profit to Low Yat traders. This is especially true for people like me, who would be very likely to ask the "where can I find the ANY key?" question.
8. Mechanic
For majority of the male species, this is the Plastic Surgeon of their "wife/girlfriend/baby/car". For majority of the female species, this friend is better than AAM (the tow-truck company).
7. Construction Expert
Mr. Home Improvement (comes with a costume too) coming to the Rescue!!! Prevents collapsing houses, cracking cement, peeling walls, leaking roofs, bursting pipes, termites invasion and cheating renovators. Most importantly your house won't look like a house painted with Paint X in a Nippon Paints' advert.
6. Real Estate Agent
Property on sale, anyone?
This week is Rent-an-Apartment week.
5. Insurance Agent
You: "I need to claim my insurance money. I just totalled my car."
Friend: "No no no...if you say that, you will never get any money. I'll teach you how..."
Good people...they will teach you how to Cheat Their Own Boss.
4. Accountant
Not a likable lot to most people. However, as the saying goes, The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend. And here the common enemy is the Government. Tax Evasion, keep the $$$ you earn in your own pockets.
3. Investment Banker
Also known as "The Free Lunch Man" (or woman, depending). A few tips, an increase in your bank account, and you buy this person lunch.
2. Lawyer
In this case (no pun intended), the tongue IS mightier than the sword.
1. Doctor
When having various symptoms of pain, headache, nose bleed, ulcers, gastric, water retention, lack of appetite, weight gain/lost, late periods, constipation, erectile dysfunction, etc., feel free to call the toll-free number to obtain advice and home remedies.
Based on what you have searched up on the Net, this person will most probably try to convince you that you DO NOT have CANCER.
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